Grampaw Kid Kills Chupacabra

Chupacabras are a strange beast. I known back in my time in the Southern wilds. Back in those dayz I had escaped from the Old Lady’s Plantation, where I had been kept as her Southern gentleman for over a year, and I headed West to Tejas, where I was determined to never again be civilized! And there in those dusty plains, I seen me a chupacabra for the first time!

Talked to him, did I!

He had a riddle for me: “What do women want?”

And I said I did not know.

And that chupacabra just cried and cried.