June 20th, 2010
Coast to coast...
Nothing from nothing is nothing. But you gotta have something. You just gotta! Even if it means building yer own robot! I'm here to tell you, you're not ...
June 17th, 2010
The Ballad of Pappy...
Pappy was a pop star. He sang sweet songs all day long, and the women, Ah! the Women! They talked to him and LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE! Run Pappy! Run!
June 19th, 2010
The Two-Fisted Adventures of the Killers Doc and M...
The Doc was a Bad Man on my street. They say a Doc delivered me! Delivery may be free of charge, but everybody must pay! Youngsters, my Mother said I could ...
June 19th, 2010
Colonel Johnson’s Adventures in Hollow Earth...
The Vice President is an old man. But he ain't as old as Richard M Johnson! Mister Johnson knew things only the Wizards know. That's how come the vice presidents ...
June 20th, 2010
The Devil’s Dictionary...
This was a prediction I had for the world. I Destroyed myself. I saw it all very clearly. I saw it inside my head. Honest Abe Lincoln, ...
